what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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