Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize