We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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