i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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