I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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