I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
