I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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