i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
then he tried to convert me to islam
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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