I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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