Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Oh Jesus.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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