Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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