I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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