its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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