She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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