When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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