Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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