question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
