How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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