I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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