so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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