don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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