I have demons in me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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