if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
her vagine was all disorganized.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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