How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize