You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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