i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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