And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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