Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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