why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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