it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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