Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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