Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize