I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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