Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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