My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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