Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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