Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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