come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize
