I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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