seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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