If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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