i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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