What a fucking waste of an outfit
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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