Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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