Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
