Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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