This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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