Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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