Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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