If i come over, it means nothing
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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