I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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