is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I know her cup size but not her name....
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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