what if I'm pregnant?
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apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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