she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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