So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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